Our Government is Retarded

When it comes to computers.  (And everything else, but that's another post for another time.)
Seriously.

For shits and giggles, I'm trying to register on the Health Insurance Marketplace website.  But I can't.  Because they can't hire programmers that are worth their salt.

Here's a look at the Security Question entry page:

Do you know why I got an error for not answering the questions?  Because the drop-downs are completely blank.  There are no questions to select and then answer. 

Complete failure.

I'm embarrassed by their ineptitude.

Oh, and the "Live Chat" option to help people with registering?  Yeah, it doesn't work, either.

Dancing with the Nope

Bill Nye was eliminated off Dancing with the Stars last night. 

It was the first season I've ever watched that show, despite it running for an apparent 16 seasons prior.  And I made it three WHOLE episodes before the only reason to ever watch it was voted off.

Meanwhile, all these bitches that have prior experience dancing (I'm looking at you, Saved by the Bell girl and Glee's Mercedes), will continue to act like they've never stepped foot in a dance studio before, then get fawned over by the retard judges, and America will continue to propel people to the top based on looks.

Screw you, shitty British judges and American Dancing with the Stars voting public.

Dear Bill Nye, I hope your leg gets better.